Shhh, you saw nothing
Shhh, you saw nothing
Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.
All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected
I will reblog these every single time.
Mark checking out your blog
BET YOU DIDNT EXPECT THAT
NO I DID NOT
i regret making this post
Humans are weird man! Super weird! I bet someone’s gotten addicted to rubbing their butt against trees at some point! I don’t have proof of that but it’s probably because nobody’s ever admitted to it! Imagine the shame of having to tell someone you did that! It’s so weird you wouldn’t even know where to begin! That’s why nobody confessed to doing it! But humanity is so vast, it’s probably happened!
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
THERE WILL BE DEFINITELY BE BLOOD
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER
You’re fucking joking
Look how they tried to make this abusive piece of shit sexy.
After this shit is released, expect a flood of expecting subs who don’t know that it’s abuse and more fake Doms preying on them.
Yep. A flood of defensive posts, a flood of drama, a flood of exuberant basement dwelling shitdicks given new fuel in their predation. A flood of fucked up shit all around, a flood of teenaged girls who will grow up romanticizing this sort of thing.
Fuck. Like I know the book is trash. I know the former beta, back when it was just online fanfic who hates it with all her heart because the author refused to listen to her speak about BDSM. I’ve attempted the read the horseshit and failed before the third sentence.
I think listener-blue and I should see this trainwreck.
Bdsm community, you’ve got a big storm coming.
I just hope audiences will stop to listen to people who are actually a part of the BDSM community when we say, “THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.”
As a sub, I am very protective of other subs, and I don’t want any of them to think that this kind of relationship is healthy. BDSM is safe, sane, and consensual: always. If it isn’t, it’s abuse. Fifty Shades is about abuse, plain and simple. I don’t care what the author calls it; it—is—abuse.
Please, please, please, if you are thinking of joining the BDSM community, do not use Fifty Shades as a tutorial or a guide. Talk to people in the community. Don’t let yourself be beguiled and bamboozled by abusive people masquerading as doms. Don’t let anyone tell you that Fifty Shades is an accurate representation of BDSM. Don’t let anyone tell you that BDSM is abuse.
Talk to us. Come to us. Let us help you.
This ^ All of this. ^^^^^^
sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”